- friend: let's go to a party
- me: i can't i'm ugly
kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
"if you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism."